Prospect competition
This month’s Prospect has an article about the status of Pluto. Why do I bring up this old, old news? Because there’s a competition attached. They promise a ’space themed prize’ for the best suggestion for a new memonic for the planets in the solar system. The old ones, the most popular of which was ‘My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets’, just don’t work any more…
When I worked on the newspaper for the 2000 IAU general assembly, we tried something similar for new spectral classes of stars. The old memonic then was ‘Oh Be A Fine Girl Kiss Me Right Now. Smack!’ (or Slap, depending on preference) but with the new classes of stars added we needed to remember (from hottest to coldest) OBAFGKMLT. Most suggestions were unprintable, but just over the borderline was Officially, Bill Always Felt Guilty Kissing Monica Lewinsky’s Thighs. It certainly stuck in my mind, and hopefully someone will suggest something as good for Prospect.
If you want to enter, email info AT prospect-magazine.co.uk, replacing AT with the usual symbol.

